"Headline News"
"grafton girls cross country team is no longer a conference competitor as star runner Lauren Moroder (aka amoeba to some of our viewing audience/readers/w/e you people are) is killed by a horrible tornado that attacked her house on thursday evening as she apparently locked herself out of her house (yes and she did have a 4.0), the team then commenced committing suicide as they realized their lives now lost purpose. coach brogelman denied commenting claiming "what can I say, this girl was our future and then now we have no more future, we just have to look to our boys team to win the conference and we shall all mourn the loss of such a wonderful runner and person"
posted by UncleFluffy at 8/18/2005 07:59:00 PM
8 Comments:
PWNED :D. I was unaware lauren had a 4.0 though. Good job to Lauren.
i will stick my heard into a microwave... don't know what that might accomplish but it sounds like fun to try. :)
haha wow jeffrey vivd imagination lol
yea!!!! everyone rejoice for now I can get my Cialis discounted!!! BECAUSE WE ALL WANT FREE SEX PILLS!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS CRAP??
They must think unclefluffy is like 70 or something :D.
lol close enough, i only need another 55 years. I guess I got ED at a young age.
Well, very creative, but i'm kind of hurt that i would have to commit suicide without lauren, although i don't know what i would do without her. I guess even brunettes have their blonde days! Ever think of becoming a writer? Hillary
Ahh, aman y do u need a SN to laugh at me, of course i have one tho, u can get it from jeffy or lauren! Good to know though! Hillary
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